Tuesday, July 17, 2007

XYZ Resigning from PNN - A PNN report

Chicago, July 17, 2007

Certainly something glaringly disappointing has happened which piqued XYZ to take this sudden decision? It is quite well understood that his marriage got fixed so fast(just within one week), but that does not provide a substantial reason for a person of his stature to resign from such a and responsible post of his self-founded organization।

The stocks of the news channels all over the world have responded very well to the situation। The main rivals, CNN and BBC stocks have sky-rocketed to upto 75% higher values. Due to mixed reactions from various quarters, the stocks of PNN are fluctuating throughout the day from as low as -95% to as high as +200%.

People are very curious to know whether the candidate proposed by XYZ, Mr Aby, will be able to take on the challenges of this post. Although Aby recently started going to gym regularly, he clarifies that his shoulders are still not strong enough to shoulder the responsibility and tremendous pressure entitled the bearer of this post. May Lord Mhasoba grant Aby more strength, balance and control.

Some quarters fear the emergence of a third candidate, Mr। Shash, who is quite radical in his thought process. Although radical, Shash has served PNN with so much loyalty that he is believed to be the right hand of XYZ for PNN operations all over. But, at the same time it is opined that Shash may not be vying for this post as he has several other of his own interests(which he believes are not known to public, but public knows about them) to keep himself busy.

Our Chicago correspondent tried to call/chat with XYZ to demystify the situation, but he shrewdly thwarted those attempts। From this, his decision seems to be a sudden spurt of emotions(which is normal for him) and it is likely that he will revert it back once the emotional angle gets smoothened। The main point is, there is no official authority capable of accepting and sanctioning XYZ's resignation। XYZ has purposefully built that loop hole in the PNN administration and may be the resignation is just another publicity ploy by him.

Everybody is waiting for the resolution of a one more dreadful deadlock in the history of PNN? It is hoped that, all will find peace sooner than later.



prashant

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